Lose a Fatty

This post isn't really about horses. There comes a time in every reject's life when a well-intentioned someone tells them it's time to get back on the proverbial horse. And that makes a lot of sense. Unless you're terrified of horses. Maybe once upon a time one kicked you. Or your very own Mr. Ed told you he couldn't bear the idea of spending time with you, that you bothered him. That you just didn't understand the rules and, mymymy, aren't you silly? Maybe the horse you had invested your blood, sweat and tears in decided he wanted to try his luck with a mare half his age. Maybe he just threw you off and left you in the dust, a little sore and a lot worse for wear. Maybe you have some good reasons for being skittish. You're not the only one, either. There's an entire world full of people hiding in their houses to avoid the mere idea of even making equine eye contact. Enter the Petting Zoo for Broken Hearts — a safe place wher